MEAN QUEENS

Man oh man, how fuggin cranky are these over 40 (inch waist) faggy popstars from the 80's that are gracing us with their acerbic barbs aimed at each other. I thought I was gonna die from laffter when US Weekly did a cover about how Elton Johnne has lost her mind, but trumping that is Boy George, aka The Chin (I mean the Twin), with today's brutal bruising of Madonna, Elton, Rosie, and everyone thats not in the Trinity... (or should they call it the Chinity) in Page Six.

God everytime I see her out I wanna just vomit. It's not bad enough that Ms. George has bastardized everyone from Leigh Bowery (makeup is art) to Terry Richardson (porn is art) and Heatherette (fashion is art), but now he's dumping all that self righteousness into a new tell all memoir, called Straight, which of kers I have to read. I mean I'd rather read The Karl Lagerfeld Diet Book, for for fucks sake It STILL not available here in the US. How much longer will I have to MAC up my chin til that tome drops stateside.

OH and speaking of being fat, I got a text message from Ms. Hawk at the Gay VN's last nite about how once fat now flat queen Jackie Beat was KILLING with what has to be her funniest stuff in years. I CANNOT wait til she gets here this weekend for her sad final show at fav downtown space Fez for  "Jackie Beat : The Goodbye Girl". Finally a queen that has nice things to say about people.......

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[Marc Spice]

The Chin!!!
hahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahah.........Thats funny!