BREAKING NEWS: 7day week reduced just to Sunday

If you thought housewifes were the most desperate people of 2005, try taking a look at the gay geniuses that have a velvet vicegrip on the nelly nightlife of this city...namely, why the F is everything, EVERYTHING, on Sundays now? It used to be good enough to join the true alcoholiques at the Eagle for Sunday Beer/Bear Blast and if you weren't totes wasted after that you might try to score at The Rambles. Any good guppie would be in bed by midnite anyways if they had anything ressembling a job that required *gasp* to be there on Mondays. But (G) LO AND BEHOLD in the spirit of competition and driving fags even more mental, everyone is putting all their energy into having a Sunday night party, making the rest of the week a pathetic path to nowhere. Joining the Eagle and Rambles, in no less than three months we've had to endure Cuckoo Club at Hiro (fun), the Marytime Hotel (boring), the LoungeWhore at Quo (gross), somecrap at Glo (closed), Estate/Avalon/Limelight/(scary), now just today they annouced that my alltime favorite Trannyshack will be wonderfully watered down at Splash of all places on Sundays (ewww)...Is it no wonder they all close after two weeks because of...hmm, low attendance. Please people, open up a goddamn calendar and discover the joy of days other than Sunday.