The BS Interview

Who in the bloggerverse hasn't stumbled across the witty and pritty Bradford. !Thank gawd she took down YoungBradford and butched it up recently with bradfordshellhammer.com. She has sprinkled her pixel dust across the information superhighway and us lesser known (but thinner) fags have loved hitching along for the ride. J'ask Bradford Shellhammer five questions.

RK    You're from Baltimore which is lavishly portrayed in John Water's finer movies. Do you miss it?

BS   I miss the crabs and my mother. Steamed crabs. Speaking of.....when I was a freshman I did acid and we climbed this hill by my college in Towson and stumbled across Divine's grave by accident.

RK   Gorge. Bradford, you are a fashion and style icon. What do you think will be hawte in 2005?

YB   I am so over the blazer over iconic t-shirt look.  I think it is time to dress up again.  For me its gonna be all about starched shirts, wools slacks, and expensive shoes. Color here and there.  But mostly solids, neutrals, and lots of black, gray, navy, and brown. I also just got my first Hermes silk scarf, so I anticipate in adding to that collection this year.

RK    I thought you hated Austin Scarlett. If you were stranded on a desert island and could take only one thing to eat, one thing to read, and one blogstar, what/whom would you choose?

YB    Vanilla ice cream, Vanity Fair, and Matty, only because we would be on an island and I already know the sex is good.

RK    You are moving back to New York City this summer. We have rats the size of Hyundais and planes crashing into buildings here. Why the move?

YB   Well San Francisco has homeless people and is the std capital of the world, so I do not think its such a bad trade off.

RK   If your not careful it's easy to become/get both. I've become inspired to be a blaguestar because of you. What have I inspired you to do?

YB   Convert to Judaism, sing Jewel songs, and play the air guitar! (*Blogitor's note - it was a real guitar and the only thing I know about Jewel is she is a snaggletoof that used to live in her car).