Today's priceless IM...READ ON!

bradfordhammer: omg
bradfordhammer: you will diiiiiiie
nycskater66: oui!
bradfordhammer: so
bradfordhammer: in 1996
bradfordhammer: i was a freshman at fit
bradfordhammer: and there was this queen I hated
bradfordhammer: and I got in a fight with her
nycskater66: was it mumblefuck
bradfordhammer: I cannot remember the specifics
bradfordhammer: or not
bradfordhammer: NO.  she wore lace gloves and polyester pants and she had this hideous name......AUSTIN SCARLETT
nycskater66: OH MY!
bradfordhammer: oh my indeed
bradfordhammer: she is NOT 23
nycskater66: now da bitch is FAMOUS
nycskater66: hahhahahahah!!!!
bradfordhammer: I almost gaggeddddddddddd when I read your blog
nycskater66: she's julia roberts
nycskater66: does that piglet think she's YSL
bradfordhammer: yes
bradfordhammer: I HATE HER
nycskater66: or patrick macdonald
nycskater66: u must watch P. Runaway then
nycskater66: she is enemy #1 already
nycskater66: i do love that story
bradfordhammer: can you believe it
bradfordhammer: I AM SO JEALOUS
bradfordhammer: THAT SHOULD BE ME WITH HEIDI!
nycskater66: bradford u are a TV star
nycskater66: and btw, its bravo
bradfordhammer: i know
bradfordhammer: BUT STILL!
bradfordhammer: i hope she gets elliminated
bradfordhammer: something tells me she is gonna win
bradfordhammer: oh dear god
nycskater66: she will her corn dress BARELY made it
nycskater66: bravo is forcing her to have some stuble
bradfordhammer: haha
nycskater66: or she'd be an outright tranny
bradfordhammer: she is basically!
nycskater66: i swear it's julia roberts
nycskater66: hhahah so are we!