ScissorSpooner

Certainly all you queens must have been as shocked as me when I saw that Scissor Sisters were going to be les guests musicales on next Saturday's SNL....i mean WTF, when did this happen!? Weren't they at PS1 only a month ago or sumpting? Wasn't Jason my waiter at Leshko's last week? Wasn't Del Marquis casually brushing up against my cock at the Eagle last night....I guess it can't come quickly enough after all.

The gays are giddy over this band I really don't know why. Scissor Sisters is like the Color Me Badd of the new wave of homo-themed bands that are the darlings of magazines like NME and HX... I mean think about it...they have a twink, cub, tranny, and two others that just kinda hang out...and weren't they selling the CD at Virgin in UnionSquare for $9.99 yesterday. I'm not hating, I'm just over the trend. Filthy/Gorgeous was kinda a cute song the first 7 million times I heard it but come on, when is the new FS disc gonna be out... I get beat up constantly for j'adoring Fischerspooner, but you what, you know you love them too, you get the joke, and you're a funner faget for it. Everytime I've been to a SS performance I'm thinking, when's my appetizer coming out...