Mazel Barf

Hey Kinder and Menschen, it's the first fun filled night of one of my least favorite holidays Hannu   Channu   Chanun   Hanuc , the fake Jewish Xmas! I finally had an excuse to use the strikethrough tool....work!

I got a fierce Ikea light thing a few days ago that I will use as my menorah this year....basically it's this metal tube with these tiny lights sticking out of it but u can twist them on an off which I thought is very cute...it's very much the Helmut Lang of menorahs. I refuse to spend $98 on the Jonathan Adler one ... what Jew would pay that, when you can get dinner for 6 at Red Lobster with that kind of coin.

OMG BTW, speaking of Herr Lang,  there is a <secret> sample sale going on three floors above the Helmut Lang store at 80 Greene Street in SoHo....even tho I work in SoHo im absolutely clueless as to the wonderful fashion undertakings that happen here all the time, as you know I dress like some sk8er wannabe b/c I guess thats what i find hawte... Thanx for the tip from my wonderful full-lypped friend Neon Music who spread the love as I was leaving Pat Fields today.... there is an amazing teeshirt there that I must have that says Sofia Lamar Will Kill You, and if you've ever seen her eat skrimps you know the sight will do just that. Im totes kidding, she is my absolute fav transperson ever

So whatever, I guess I'll do the same thing I do every night, eat some mu shu pork, go on Manslut.net, etc. but I might pop in my DVD of one of my favorite movies starring jew cutie Adam Goldberg called The Hebrew Hammer and keep it real. If you havent seen it, I reccomend it, it's hysterical.

Kol Tuv, Randy